The Story of Jesse's Life Part IV

Ever since we were married, I have made a habit of wearing Jesse's red basketball shorts whenever I could get my hands on them. They are so comfy! Yesterday Jesse came home with more basketball shorts and I was so excited until...

Della, "Jesse, why did you buy these colors...they are weird."

Jesse, "Because I like these colors."

Della, "But I don't want to wear YELLOW!"

Jesse's final statement on the matter:

"EXACTLY."

I guess that means the red ones are mine...