Dear Calculator,

I miss you.

I am so sorry that I had to put you away and not use you at all this semester.

It's not because I don't like you...it is because my math teacher doesn't believe in the work that you do.

She wants me to use my head...

can you believe that calculator?

I just wanted you to know that I am thinking of you...deep down at the bottom of my sock drawer...

Next semester I will pull you out again, feed you some new batteries and we will do lots of math together to make up for lost time.

Until then, adieu