We let Oliver help around the house when he wants to.
Let him think work is a game, maybe even a little bit fun?
I'm sure he'll find out the hard truth about chores one day, but we'll let him live in innocence for just a while longer...
But not too much longer. After all, I'm not in the business of having babies just for the sweet, cuddly meatloaf you get in the beginning!
I have bigger dreams! I want the by-product of babies.
No, not mountains of human excrement, don't be silly!
You know what I'm talking about.
That's the real miracle of motherhood!
*cue maniacal laughter*
Now that you know my truest intentions, I'll bow out gracefully, and leave you with this photo of Oliver: indentured servant in training: